It was around 5 am, and I heard a lot of vague scuffling of cats out in the living room, which sounded atypical, but not quite dramatic enough to pull me entirely out of a deep sleep. At some point, the sounds seem to have shifted to my bedroom and was coupled with the telltale squeaks of a rodent. I sat up in the dark and grabbed my phone for a flashlight. Two archenemies, Nutmeg and NASA were at either end of my violin case at the foot of my bed, softly growling and fishing around with front paws. Clearly there was something back there and I had to do something about it. First I managed to evict the two cats and close the door... I realized I had to use the bathroom, and afterward, I managed to ooze past the eager cats with my phone light and back into the bedroom.
I wasn't quite sure what to do, but I started by pulling the violin case out from the bed and gingerly rustling around with the edge of the blankets. And the little critter started running up under the covers onto the foot of the bed... where both my little girls were sleeping. I quickly blocked its further progress by pushing my phone edgewise down into the mattress in front of it, and thankfully the poor little thing just froze to the spot. I knew I needed help, and as I was rooted in place, Anne was my best bet as she was about two feet away from me. She sleeps quite soundly once she goes down, and she was not particularly particularly interested in my attempts to rouse her.
Suddenly I remembered the sufficiently impersonal phrase which often helps her jump into character and bypass her demand avoidance when it comes to animal-related things (a great passion of hers): "Calling all vet techs..." She sprung out of slumber, ready for action. In low tones, so as not to wake Laurel, I explained the situation and asked her to put a firm hand on the phone/rodent barrier while I went to the kitchen for a new pair of garden gloves I'd seen there the previous evening after Jared had been out to the hardware store. Snuck past the cats again, twice, and handed the gloves to Anne, who eagerly installed them on her hands. (This is not her first rodent rodeo - she has had practice saving moles and juvenile rats from NASA in the back yard on several occasions.)
I completely encircled the sniveling lump in the bed clothes with my hands, and Anne fished around underneath with the gloves 'til she brought out a young grey rat. She exclaimed over and over how cute he was, and we worked our way past the cats to the back door. Anne went out into the night without a second thought and delivered the little bugger to our southern neighbor's yard, which was its likely origin. "That one's going to grow up to be feisty!" she remarked. "He bit the end of my glove."
Victory in place, we had celebratory drinks of water and contemplated how a rat might have made it into our house so heavily patrolled by cats. The hypothesis was that it must have gotten under the house and come up through one of the vents of our defunct furnace, whose covers are ill-fitting and refuse to stay in place. I adjusted the vent cover in my bedroom which was sporting sufficient room for rodent entry, but I think I had my answer when I went to adjust the kitchen vent cover and pin it down with a chair. The cats followed me and sniffed at the vent with great anticipation...
So we will have to do something about that. I really don't think we have a colony under the house as NASA regularly prowls around down there; so does his archnemesis in the great outdoors - Grey Kitty. I think we just had a neighbor rat teen who was too curious for his own good and who had the best possible outcome given the cat trap he wandered into...
Anne, thankfully, went right back to sleep, and Laurel never stirred.







