A couple of weeks ago, some students gave Anne a box of foam animal stickers, and on the back of the box was a craft idea for making a Noah's Ark collage. Monday night my last student was absent; I suddenly had 30 minutes unaccounted for, so I got out the stickers and told Anne we could do the craft. At her request I cut out a pink ark and glued it to a purple earth. In my mind, I somehow imagined Anne sticking on pairs of animals marching toward the ark and then hanging this little artwork up on the fridge. However, Anne was much more creative than that. She had no intention (and perhaps no concept) of making a tidy little craft. Instead, it turned out to be a toy which was a work in progress for several days. In its first version she stuck probably 50 foam animals on top of each other at jaunty angles into the little tiny door of the ark "so they won't get yucky stuff on them in the flood" and then tried to tape the door shut. Then later on, she removed chunks of them and stacked them on the earth. "I'm doing my work. Here - these are yours. You can do your work." Eventually they all migrated back into the ark's tiny door. And then back out. And then eventually, she went wild with a copious amount of green duct tape and hermetically sealed everything into the ark for all time...
Thursday Anne seemed a little off, and Thursday night she came down with a miserable fever. Friday she spent most of the day in her stroller either sleeping or crying. Thursday and Friday nights, she and I spent most of the night in our living room in various sleeping arrangements involving the stroller and our sofa, which I might mention is only love-seat sized. Not very restful. So come this morning, I was not dragging her to church.
She woke up at about 20 minutes 'til 10:00 when Jared was coming through finishing up his attire to head to church. She popped her sleepy head up off my chest, noted "Daddy, you're putting on your belt." And then requested, "I need to put on my big fancy dress for church." I had to inform her that she and I weren't going to church, but we could have pancakes for breakfast (her favorite) and then we could do her Sabbath school class at home. This was especially possible, because I am one of the pianists for her class and I possess one of the binders with all the songs.
So she and I ate pancakes, put on our big, fancy dresses, and had Sabbath school at home. The current Sabbath school theme is... Noah's Ark. So I put the binder on the piano, played and sang the songs, and we pulled out props for the accompanying activities.
She sang along for the theme song "Jesus is My Friend."
We pulled out a little bench, a screw, and the handle of a screw driver from her construction set and she tapped away while we did "Tap-Tap-Tap" ("...Noah builds the ark.")
We brought in the rocking ottoman and her little basket of Ikea stuffed vegetables, and she loaded them food onto the "ark" while we did "Bring the Food."
She waved her arms wildly and clapped while we sang "Animals, Animals!"
She collected various stuffed animals from the bedroom and loaded them onto the ottoman while we did "The Animals Came A-Walking."
She stomped her feet for the sound effect while we did "An Angel Came Down and Shut the Door," except we changed the words to "The Lord came down and shut the door," because regardless of which Bible translation you look at, it seems to be recorded as a dramatic appearance of God himself shutting the door - not just an angel.
We opened an umbrella, and she held it over her head while we did "The Raindrops Fall" and "The Rains Came Down and the Floods Came Up."
Then she sat on the ottoman and rocked while we did "Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, See the Boat on the Water."
For each verse of "Who's In the Ark?" she hugged a different stuffed animal she'd loaded on. We ended up with a frog, an owl, a giraffe, and two bears.
When Noah let a bird out of the ark, we sang "Little Birdy, Fly" and she was supposed to fly like a bird, but she'd just fallen out of the ark herself and bumped her head on the file drawers, so instead, she sat on my lap.
For "See the Pretty Rainbow" we hung her rainbow blanket on a chair and looked at it.
And finally for "Noah Built and Altar" we got out a bag of blocks and built an altar.
After the program it was story time, so we laid out a blanket on the floor in the living room and read about Noah in her Bible. Normally the kids eat crackers during this, and since we don't have any crackers in the house, she ate a little pancake instead. Just like at real Sabbath school, she said her memory verse ("Give thanks to the Lord.") and got a sticker on her hand. And she opened the cabinet to get her "mail" since we don't have a "normal" mail box.
She had fun, and wasn't sorry to have missed her real class today. Here are some sideways photos. There is a hack I know to right them, but even the hack isn't working today...












