Sunday, February 23, 2014

A couple of funny stories to tide you over...

...until I get to the driving craziness post I promised.  And also another one I'm pondering about sin.

Story #1:
Last week Jared and I were eating breakfast on Saturday morning while Anne was still asleep.  I told Jared I had figured out what I wanted to wear to church and started describing the outfit.  Then I mentioned I wouldn't be able to wear it, because I didn't own any of the items involved in said outfit.  Jared sort of looked at me blankly.  I thought for a second and said, "Wow, I guess you've never had this problem before."  "No."  Right.  Strange problem to have, I guess!

Story #2:
Last night in the middle of the night I had woken up to feed Anne and had fallen back asleep.  And a few minutes later I woke up again, and Jared's arm and hand are stretched out all over my pillow.  I'm a little annoyed, because I left him well more than half the bed, and here he is invading my pillow.  So I try to move his arm out of the way.  It flopped right back.  So I try shoving it again.  Again it flops right back.  He is being so inconsiderate in his sleep!  Then I noticed that the arm was connected to my own personal left elbow.  And it turns out that my arm and hand have fallen completely asleep, and I think they're his, because I can't feel them at all.  So I turn over and that silly arm gets itself right off my pillow, and I'm back to Slumberland.

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